Random-ness Duel
Weapons:
Bunch of Frozen banana’s
Jack in the box
Dromar VS Arcadian
Arcadian walks into the arena, his mind seriously confused as to what will come of this fight. He picks up a large bundle of frozen banana's and begins to size up his opponent, his eyes begin to wander as he catches those attending the fight and he continues to become side tracked as he focuses on everything else but his new found opponent. He sizes up the frozen banana's and then begins to eat one, with a quick shake of his head he figures out he doesn't like them. Arcadian sets a few back down and holds one in each hand, without hesitation he knows what he came to do and smiles and he takes off toward his opponent. He picks up speed as he draws near his opponent banana's lifted and with a heavy thrust he lets one fly toward his opponent, the other still held tightly as he gets closer and closer to his target, he rolls to the left and then sends the other frozen projectile toward the upper torso of Dromar.
Dromar stands dead center of the arena, a curious and colorful box the sole captor of his attention. A silver handle capped with a large red knob extends out the side of the box and, upon further inspection, the shadow gnome discovers that, with a turn of this handle, the box produces a lively tune. An agitated scowl draws across his old pursed lips at the awful din. He tosses the box to the ground with a, "Hmph," leaping into the air as the spring loaded clown leaps out upon impact. From the front and his, until now, unnoticed opponent, a frozen banana flies into his cloth cap, knocking it off of his bald head. With a curse he spins around, away from the bananas point of origin, bending it over to pick up and dust off his poor downtrodden cap. As he brushes it off, a second frozen projectile slams into the shadow gnome's unguarded rear sending him stumbling forward rubbing what surely will become a painful bruise. He pivots upon his heels, grabbing the jack in a box with a rueful grin and stuffing poor Jack back into the dark. Quickly spinning the handle now, the small fellow dashes towards his aggressor weaving words of the arcane into the night air. With a pop, the box stops singing and 'ol Jack swings out, this time impossibly larger and wielding several knives. However impossible the sight is there and, as the knives swing back and forth with quite an unction, Dromar cackles wildly thinking, maybe, his opponent might want to vacate the immediate premise.
Arcadian stares and begins to laugh as the frozen banana's hit the target before him, with a continued laugh, he views the box and hot it slams into the ground. His frozen banana's are more violent than he thought, as he looks at the man before him he listens to the cackling and then at the man and his box, with a determined look upon his face he looks with enjoyment for a moment, as the box shakes and the tune stops he feels the dark presence of magic, the large jack in the box storms from its box and wields a deadly arsenal of knives, with a puzzled look upon his face he turns and takes off running from the box. Arcadian stumbles over the dropped banana's and falls face down, as the box rocks forward he feels the sharp little knives break his armor and into his scales upon his back, as he rolls to the side he looks at his own arsenal of banana's and tries to think quickly, he punches the ground solidly. The ground erupts slightly and the banana's are tosses into the air, with a quick and short sprint he catches a frozen banana, the other slipped from his hand quickly, and with a slight pouting frown he holds the one he caught tightly and begins to make his way toward the man and his toys. Arcadian contemplates hitting the man again in the face, but thinks releasing the box from the gnome would be wiser. So with a forceful throw he sends the Frozen object flying toward the box this time and not the man, as the banana takes flight arcadian casts a Stunning blow, sending the banana flying with a bit more force and power.
Dromar topples off course, attempting to keep hold of the jack in the box as his opponent's flying fruit slams into the side of the box. As both he and the box fall to the ground, the former skittering a few feet away from the latter, Jack shrinks to normal size. Jumping up, Dromar scoops up the clown doll and runs across the dirt arena, Jack dragging his home along by the spring. Nearing the arcane warrior, he spins the toy through the air (one can almost hear the poor spring screaming from the strain), and releases it to fly through the air on a crash course for Arcadian's chin. The old illusionist stumbles forward a few steps before coming to a halt and, looking at his opponent, stretches out his arms. Long spindly fingers extend toward the dragon as he weaves his spell, the crumbling of once-solid earth soon drowns out all other sound. The ground crumbles behind Arcadian in an outward wave putting the poor creature, quite literally, between a rock and a hard place.
Arcadian cannot help but smirk and laugh at the frozen banana's damage, he looks at the banana's and then becomes deadly afraid of them, he eyes the frozen banana take a course toward the two and with success the banana strikes again, he looks as the jack in the box fall to the ground and the gnome fall away from it. As he dashes toward a close by banana he catches out the corner of his eyes the little man swinging the box, as the box whistles it causes Arcadian to kneel in pain, his ears catch the scream of the jack and lowers his body in pain. He opens his eyes as the box stops screaming and he looks up, as the box hits him dead in the forehead he falls back and rolls to his feet, as the ground opens up he looks around and spots the gnome casting more magic, as he searches for a banana. He smiles as he feels the cold chill of yet another yellow projectile. He picks it up quickly and manages to get away from the hole that starts behind him. Arcadian begins to take a forceful charge toward the gnome caster, as he draws near he continues to charge, the draconian featured being pulls the banana up to his side and stops, sliding against the dirt arena he pulls his frozen banana up and aims for the mans chest, as if the banana was a real weapon, he eyes his target closely as the two almost appear to collide.
Dromar runs towards his opponent, not to meet him in battle, but hopefully to circle around him and grab the nearby mangled jack in the box. It would seem, however, that letting the shadow gnome slip by unscathed is among the least of Arcadian's plans as, no matter how far Dromar branches away, the draconian still charges him head on. They collide in a ruffled mess of ragged cloth and tempered steel, Dromar much more worried about his opponent's bounding legs than the confection wielded haphazardly in his hands. He topples to the ground with a painful grunt as the banana slams into his chest, it's frozen state making it just as painful as any direct jab from a blunt weapon. Rolling with the blow, the shadow gnome swings behind his opponent, grabs poor jack and his box, and stretches out the metal spring. He leaps up before Arcadian has a chance to spin around and throws the steel wire over his head. Pulling tight, long deft fingers quickly draw the wire together causing it to tighten around his opponent's neck as the shadow gnome goes in for kill.
Arcadian stands motionless as he begins to turn around with a very pleased grin upon his face he feels a tight spring being strung around his neck, as the weightless gnome pulls his weight against Arcadians he laughs and bucks the small being off his back and around to his front, with a grown the dragon male begins to inhale, his acidic pours begin to water as the dragon begins to build up an acidic attack but stops himself as he pushes back and feels the wire slice the back of his neck. with a ground he stands back running his neck and staring at his oppoent.
Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:14 pm